MARTIAL ARTS WITH A DIFFERENCE

Master Ye Wei pulling four cars with his testicles:

From his gym in the Chinese city of Zibo, Tai chi master Ye Wei told journalists:
"Swing bricks from our testicles is a form of traditional Chinese kung fu and has over 1,000 years of history behind it.... I hold multiple world records for pulling a helicopter more than ten metres using only the power of my penis, and have dragged an aircraft across the runway with my scrotum.... Lifting bricks with your testicles will make your scrotum stronger over time, and benefits people with underlying health problems."

I've very much sexually enjoyed weights being attached to my testicles but there's no way I'm pulling cars, helicopters and planes with them no matter how beneficial it may be for me!

Not to be outdone by Master Ye Wei, Master Wei Yaobin from the Chinese city of Luoyang is renowned as an Iron Crotch kung fu master. Known as the Man with the Iron Balls, he maintains that being kicked in his testicles and having the so-called Iron Crutch pillar thudding into his testicles is good for a man's sexual health, especially for remedying erectile dysfunction. Over many years he has passed on his skills to many students on the streets of Luoyang. Master Wei Yaobin said, "We want it to be more popular and accepted by public."

If I ever visit China, I'm now going to give Beijing's Forbidden City, the Great Wall of China, Shaanxi's Mausoleum of the First Qin Emperor where the Terraccotta Army is housed and Shanghai a miss. Instead I'll head to the cities of Zibo and Luoyang while ensuring my genitalia remain intact!

Master Wei Yaobin receiving the Iron Crotch:


Comments

  1. JNMay 5, 2024 at 4:42 PM

    Smashing your balls is a remedy for ED? Methinks that would have the opposite effect. But then, I don't have the right equipment to judge　😂

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    1. Bow and Arrow ManMay 6, 2024 at 2:00 AM

      I think the opposite effect. I say let them carry on doing it, so they won't be allowed to sire children!

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  2. Debbi (Enigma)May 5, 2024 at 6:30 PM

    Uhhhh....I doubt this will take off.

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    1. Bow and Arrow ManMay 6, 2024 at 2:00 AM

      I doubt it too, though it may be popular with tourists!

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  3. JoyMay 6, 2024 at 12:07 AM

    You learn something new every day..lol. Makes me happy my balls are up on my chest..lol.

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