GIRLFRIEND #21

Girlfriend #21 shares a first name with the three famous women shown in the photos above and below. Girlfriend #21 worked as an administrator in the same department in which I worked at the University of Portsmouth, how many times have I opened with that line! Whenever I ventured into the office, I would often chat with girlfriend #21. She often did me favours like last-minute photocopying. She was an attractive married woman. She invariably came to watch me play football every week. We started to occasionally go out for lunch at a place far from our workplace and soon she started coming round to my house. We could never go out together in the evening because of her marriage situation. During our many conversations, it was clear that girlfriend #21 wasn't happily married. And, because I fancied her rotten, I suggested that she she should have an extramarital affair with me. I'm sure I put my proposition to her in cruder terms! Much to my surprise, she said she would think about...