NO MORE MR WORDY
With this blog post, I hereby renounce my Mr Wordy title. This platform isn't big enough for both a Ms Very Wordy (aka Ms County) and a Mr Wordy!
What do you call a no-eyed fish?
Fsh!
I AM YET ANOTHER AFF EXILE HERE
This is my first blog post on this blogging platform. I am an exile who under the alias of spunkycumfun recently got banned from the Adult FriendFinder (AFF). I was banned along with with three other members of the awkward squad, JN63JPN, EnigmaInitiative and author51. Perhaps the new Gang of Four! I prefer the post-punk band's Gang of Four reference than the Maoist reference that led to the many deaths during China's so-called Cultural Revolution, but the latter led to the former! The Maoist Gang of Four were the purgers and not the purged, so I'm going up the wrong road here. I'm now reversing! Probably everyone knows why I and others were banned from AFF, so I'll spare you the depressing detail. I realise that only a very few will probably read this post and I realise that only those who know me from AFF will read this post. So there's not much point introducing myself further as I'm probably talking to those who already know me from AFF. All I can say
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ReplyDeleteNo, I think we've all decided you will remain Mr Wordy! :D
That goes against all the evidence!
Delete😂😂 One brief blog post is not evidence. I wrote one long one. Your last two have been pretty long.
DeleteYour last post was ten times the length of my average post!
Delete😂 You're trying to bait me into counting them, aren't you?
DeleteI've already counted. Your last post was 6,733 words and my average length for posts is 52 words.
Delete😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 52 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
DeleteI haven't stopped laughing
DeleteThe truth can be funny sometimes.
DeleteOkay, now that I've stopped laughing, there is also no way my last post was six thousand words.
DeleteI had to stay up all last night to count them!
DeleteYa, sure, I'm sure that's exactly what happened. You counted all the words in your posts, and got your average. Then, counted all the words in my last post. It had to be grueling.
DeleteDo you want to know how I count? I copy and paste the entire blog post into OpenOffice and it counts for me. Funny that.
That may have sounded more snarky than intended. I was shooting for cheeky and overshot.
DeleteWhen I copied-and-pasted your post into OpenOffice and clicked wordcount, the function crashed because it couldn't count past 6,000 words!
DeleteAh hell, I'm dying, I can't breathe. 🤣😂🤣
DeleteFunny when I did it, it was about twelve hundred. ;)
Your wordcount is probably the American version!
DeleteYes, because Brits and Americans definitely count TOTALLY differently. Hell, we even call it math, though it makes more sense to call it maths like you do.
DeleteYour billion is different to our billion. Likewise, your 1,200 is our 6,700!
DeleteI see and what is the 52 conversation rate, like times a hundred? 🤣
DeleteYou're getting the hang of counting now!
DeleteIt's because of your teaching abilities, prof!
DeleteI don't want to take all the credit when you're clearly a fast learner!
DeleteThanks, I do try...🤣
DeleteNice try, but ain't happening! 😂😂😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteI was relying on your support!
DeleteYour Mr. Wordy title is here to stay, yo! 😂 But then, you can always take the title of Lord Loquacious 🤣
DeleteNeither title appeals especially as I've been very succinct today!
Delete"Today" being the key word, there 😂
DeleteToday is forever to me!
DeleteThat's what I'm saying JN. He writes one short post and boom, he's convinced he's no longer long winded.
DeleteYou wish!! 😂
DeleteDebbi, he's gonna be in for a rude awakening! 😂
DeleteJN, I said it elsewhere, but Tour de France is coming, there is no way he's going to be "succinct".
DeleteAll is relative, e.g. 6,237 words about the Tour de France compared to War and Peace.
ReplyDeleteGood point.
DeleteLeo Tolstoy would have been proud of my blogging efforts!
DeleteThanks for the laughs Gang..Too funny..
ReplyDeleteThey're just kicking a man when he's down, (or when I was asleep defenceless!
DeleteBut that is the best time to do it...LMAO!
DeleteYou make a good point there!
DeleteLMAO!
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