Ya, sure, I'm sure that's exactly what happened. You counted all the words in your posts, and got your average. Then, counted all the words in my last post. It had to be grueling.
Do you want to know how I count? I copy and paste the entire blog post into OpenOffice and it counts for me. Funny that.
Yes, because Brits and Americans definitely count TOTALLY differently. Hell, we even call it math, though it makes more sense to call it maths like you do.
Below is a blog post that I submitted on Adult FriendFinder yesterday. Perhaps not surprisingly, it was denied twice. I'm posting it here for safekeeping. ________ MESSAGE TO BROCK PURPURA, FRIENDFINDER NETWORKS' CHIEF EXECUTIVE OFFICER I'd be very grateful if Site Support could pass this message to Brock Purpura, the chief executive officer of FriendFinder Networks, the online dating company that runs Adult FriendFinder and other dating platforms, or at least alert him to this message. Many thanks. Before going on, I want to stress that this blog post is factual and in no way is it intended to be inflammatory, quite the opposite. The post doesn't contravene the site's terms of use so I very much hope it will get approved for release when reviewed. Many members here are very concerned about recent news about Andrew Conru, the owner of FriendFinder Networks, and particularly news of his philanthropic activities. The news became public late last week. The news is...
A pair of Oxford bags being worn by the man on the left in the 1930s: Dedicated Follower of Fashion was a 1966 hit song by the British band the Kinks, a much under-rated band in my opinion. Like most people, I don't regard myself as susceptible to fashion. But I suspect I am whether consciously or unconsciously. Recently I made a list of all things fashionable in the 1970s, 1980s and 1990s - clearly I have too much time on my hands! The 1970s, 1980s and 1990s were the decades when I was in my teens, twenties and thirties and perhaps most likely to be a fashion victim. What I listed down as fashionable were things that can be perhaps regarded as fads, fashion that didn't endure. I excluded jeans, t-shirts, trainers/sneakers and branded clothing as these fashions still very much endure to this day. I also excluded musical fashions. I then put a tick to those fads that I succumbed to and a cross to those I didn't. On my tick list are platform shoes, Oxford bags (see photo abo...
Eddie Floyd: Here is my fifth post in the series in which I'll argue that the cover is better than the original version of the song. This time I'm going to compare Eddie Floyd's original version and Amii Stewart's cover version of the song, Knock on Wood . Knock on Wood was a hit song for Eddie Floyd in 1966. The single was released by Stax Records, an American soul music record company. Eddie Floyd's Knock on Wood : In 1979 Amii Stewart, an American soul and disco singer, had a massive hit with her cover of Knock on Wood . Her song is widely regarded as one of the classic disco songs of its time, the late 1970s/early 1980s, the heyday of disco. Amii Stewart's Knock on Wood : As a diehard disco man, I'm obviously going to like Amii Stewart's disco version more than Eddie Floyd's soul version. I can dance to Amii Stewart's cover version whereas I can only listen and maybe tap my foot to Eddie Floyd's original version. Many artists have covere...
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ReplyDeleteNo, I think we've all decided you will remain Mr Wordy! :D
That goes against all the evidence!
Delete😂😂 One brief blog post is not evidence. I wrote one long one. Your last two have been pretty long.
DeleteYour last post was ten times the length of my average post!
Delete😂 You're trying to bait me into counting them, aren't you?
DeleteI've already counted. Your last post was 6,733 words and my average length for posts is 52 words.
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DeleteI haven't stopped laughing
DeleteThe truth can be funny sometimes.
DeleteOkay, now that I've stopped laughing, there is also no way my last post was six thousand words.
DeleteI had to stay up all last night to count them!
DeleteYa, sure, I'm sure that's exactly what happened. You counted all the words in your posts, and got your average. Then, counted all the words in my last post. It had to be grueling.
DeleteDo you want to know how I count? I copy and paste the entire blog post into OpenOffice and it counts for me. Funny that.
That may have sounded more snarky than intended. I was shooting for cheeky and overshot.
DeleteWhen I copied-and-pasted your post into OpenOffice and clicked wordcount, the function crashed because it couldn't count past 6,000 words!
DeleteAh hell, I'm dying, I can't breathe. 🤣😂🤣
DeleteFunny when I did it, it was about twelve hundred. ;)
Your wordcount is probably the American version!
DeleteYes, because Brits and Americans definitely count TOTALLY differently. Hell, we even call it math, though it makes more sense to call it maths like you do.
DeleteYour billion is different to our billion. Likewise, your 1,200 is our 6,700!
DeleteI see and what is the 52 conversation rate, like times a hundred? 🤣
DeleteYou're getting the hang of counting now!
DeleteIt's because of your teaching abilities, prof!
DeleteI don't want to take all the credit when you're clearly a fast learner!
DeleteThanks, I do try...🤣
DeleteNice try, but ain't happening! 😂😂😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteI was relying on your support!
DeleteYour Mr. Wordy title is here to stay, yo! 😂 But then, you can always take the title of Lord Loquacious 🤣
DeleteNeither title appeals especially as I've been very succinct today!
Delete"Today" being the key word, there 😂
DeleteToday is forever to me!
DeleteThat's what I'm saying JN. He writes one short post and boom, he's convinced he's no longer long winded.
DeleteYou wish!! 😂
DeleteDebbi, he's gonna be in for a rude awakening! 😂
DeleteJN, I said it elsewhere, but Tour de France is coming, there is no way he's going to be "succinct".
DeleteAll is relative, e.g. 6,237 words about the Tour de France compared to War and Peace.
ReplyDeleteGood point.
DeleteLeo Tolstoy would have been proud of my blogging efforts!
DeleteThanks for the laughs Gang..Too funny..
ReplyDeleteThey're just kicking a man when he's down, (or when I was asleep defenceless!
DeleteBut that is the best time to do it...LMAO!
DeleteYou make a good point there!
DeleteLMAO!
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