NO MORE MR WORDY

With this blog post, I hereby renounce my Mr Wordy title. This platform isn't big enough for both a Ms Very Wordy (aka Ms County) and a Mr Wordy!


What do you call a no-eyed fish?

Fsh!


Comments

  1. Debbi (Enigma)May 17, 2024 at 8:50 AM

    Bwahahahahaha

    No, I think we've all decided you will remain Mr Wordy! :D

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    1. Bow and Arrow ManMay 17, 2024 at 8:52 AM

      That goes against all the evidence!

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    2. Debbi (Enigma)May 17, 2024 at 8:55 AM

      😂😂 One brief blog post is not evidence. I wrote one long one. Your last two have been pretty long.

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    3. Bow and Arrow ManMay 17, 2024 at 9:13 AM

      Your last post was ten times the length of my average post!

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    4. Debbi (Enigma)May 17, 2024 at 9:15 AM

      😂 You're trying to bait me into counting them, aren't you?

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    5. Bow and Arrow ManMay 17, 2024 at 9:17 AM

      I've already counted. Your last post was 6,733 words and my average length for posts is 52 words.

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    6. Debbi (Enigma)May 17, 2024 at 9:21 AM

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 52 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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    7. Debbi (Enigma)May 17, 2024 at 9:21 AM

      I haven't stopped laughing

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    8. Bow and Arrow ManMay 17, 2024 at 9:22 AM

      The truth can be funny sometimes.

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    9. Debbi (Enigma)May 17, 2024 at 9:24 AM

      Okay, now that I've stopped laughing, there is also no way my last post was six thousand words.

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    10. Bow and Arrow ManMay 17, 2024 at 9:32 AM

      I had to stay up all last night to count them!

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    11. Debbi (Enigma)May 17, 2024 at 9:35 AM

      Ya, sure, I'm sure that's exactly what happened. You counted all the words in your posts, and got your average. Then, counted all the words in my last post. It had to be grueling.

      Do you want to know how I count? I copy and paste the entire blog post into OpenOffice and it counts for me. Funny that.

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    12. Debbi (Enigma)May 17, 2024 at 9:41 AM

      That may have sounded more snarky than intended. I was shooting for cheeky and overshot.

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    13. Bow and Arrow ManMay 17, 2024 at 10:32 AM

      When I copied-and-pasted your post into OpenOffice and clicked wordcount, the function crashed because it couldn't count past 6,000 words!

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    14. Debbi (Enigma)May 17, 2024 at 10:49 AM

      Ah hell, I'm dying, I can't breathe. 🤣😂🤣

      Funny when I did it, it was about twelve hundred. ;)

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    15. Bow and Arrow ManMay 17, 2024 at 10:57 AM

      Your wordcount is probably the American version!

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    16. Debbi (Enigma)May 17, 2024 at 10:58 AM

      Yes, because Brits and Americans definitely count TOTALLY differently. Hell, we even call it math, though it makes more sense to call it maths like you do.

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    17. Bow and Arrow ManMay 17, 2024 at 11:08 AM

      Your billion is different to our billion. Likewise, your 1,200 is our 6,700!

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    18. Debbi (Enigma)May 17, 2024 at 11:50 AM

      I see and what is the 52 conversation rate, like times a hundred? 🤣

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    19. Bow and Arrow ManMay 17, 2024 at 11:53 AM

      You're getting the hang of counting now!

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    20. Debbi (Enigma)May 17, 2024 at 11:54 AM

      It's because of your teaching abilities, prof!

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    21. Bow and Arrow ManMay 17, 2024 at 11:59 AM

      I don't want to take all the credit when you're clearly a fast learner!

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    22. Debbi (Enigma)May 17, 2024 at 12:03 PM

      Thanks, I do try...🤣

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  2. JNMay 17, 2024 at 1:03 PM

    Nice try, but ain't happening! 😂😂😂😂😂

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    1. Bow and Arrow ManMay 17, 2024 at 1:05 PM

      I was relying on your support!

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    2. JNMay 17, 2024 at 1:10 PM

      Your Mr. Wordy title is here to stay, yo! 😂 But then, you can always take the title of Lord Loquacious 🤣

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    3. Bow and Arrow ManMay 17, 2024 at 1:26 PM

      Neither title appeals especially as I've been very succinct today!

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    4. JNMay 17, 2024 at 1:47 PM

      "Today" being the key word, there 😂

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    5. Bow and Arrow ManMay 17, 2024 at 1:49 PM

      Today is forever to me!

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    6. Debbi (Enigma)May 17, 2024 at 1:50 PM

      That's what I'm saying JN. He writes one short post and boom, he's convinced he's no longer long winded.

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    7. JNMay 17, 2024 at 1:50 PM

      You wish!! 😂

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    8. JNMay 17, 2024 at 1:51 PM

      Debbi, he's gonna be in for a rude awakening! 😂

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    9. Debbi (Enigma)May 17, 2024 at 1:52 PM

      JN, I said it elsewhere, but Tour de France is coming, there is no way he's going to be "succinct".

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  3. Saul (OddsAgainst)May 17, 2024 at 1:59 PM

    All is relative, e.g. 6,237 words about the Tour de France compared to War and Peace.

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  4. JoyMay 18, 2024 at 12:21 AM

    Thanks for the laughs Gang..Too funny..

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    1. Bow and Arrow ManMay 18, 2024 at 3:12 AM

      They're just kicking a man when he's down, (or when I was asleep defenceless!

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    2. JoyMay 18, 2024 at 3:31 AM

      But that is the best time to do it...LMAO!

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    3. Bow and Arrow ManMay 18, 2024 at 3:41 AM

      You make a good point there!

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    4. JoyMay 18, 2024 at 5:07 AM

      LMAO!

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